Back in the day when I was a young pup in this land of blogs, I heard Let’s Pretend We’re Bunny Rabbits at Dane’s site and came to appreciate – okay, really like – The Magnetic Fields. As I have listened to the song, and occasionally acted like the bunny, I never imagined I was to own a Rabbit. But own one I do – a beautiful iVibe Waterproof job. Now I had considered surprising my wife, but was a little concerned that she would make a mistake with an unexpected box - ask questions, open it – in front of the little ones, open it even alone and wonder what I was planning to do with a very formidable looking device. So I told her the story.
Based on past experience with the USPS I figured I had time to prepare for the arrival. Not. Monday night there it is – a box in my closet, but it is open. My wife, expecting another package of similar size opened it, but no problem: inside the box is a sealed white envelope. No one would ever know – not from the box, not from the label and not from the innards. One would have to delve deep to learn what lurks within the box and worse – within my heart.
Time to inspect. OMG. Actually, OMFG: it is serious looking. Has a little weight like any good tool. Lots of combinations – I do the math. I believe there are nine different permutations between the traditional vibrator (not sure what else to call it, though traditional seems, well, insufficient) and the clit massager. I look at it, happy for my wife, and trying to figure out how it can help us bi/gay guys. I suspect there is a way.
The test drive will have to wait – this is not a weeknight, kids wandering around the house experience. This deserves a weekend, a glass of wine, a little attention. But one thing is perfectly clear already – this is far and away the most intense sex toy this pup has ever owned and it will do things that I cannot even imagine. As my profile indicates I am middle aged and my will at times greatly exceeds my way. I just hope that I do not find myself replaced by the stamina of four AA’s.
Thank you Rabbit Lady - we will keep you posted within the boundaries of my ever decreasing modesty.
While I do believe my meager tech abilities should allow the embedded links to work, the Rabbit Lady, or at least her wares, can be found at: http://www.therabbitvibrator.com/